Posted 9 hours ago with 37,737 notes | reblogIf you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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Posted 9 hours ago with 64,576 notes | reblogPosted 19 hours ago with 127,054 notes | reblog[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]